Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey Trailer
Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey poses the question, "What happens when Christopher Robin abandons his beloved childhood friends Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore?" And then...they answer it.
Spoiler Alert: Eeyore dies. And the rest of the animals? They. Turn. Wild.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey is the horror movie I never knew I always needed. No wait. I mean, it's the sick and twisted slasher flick I never knew I never needed. I don't need Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey, and while I only realized that after seeing the Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey trailer, I kind of wish it didn't exist for me to see in the first place. Why the A.A. Milne would I want to watch some of my best storybook memories turn into nightmares?!
I'm not going to go so far as to say I'm Karen levels of offended by this big screen (though, come on, more likely streaming service) perversion of plump 'n' cuddly, honey-lovin' Pooh Bear & Co., but...I'm close.
The plot of Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey is something about Christopher Robin returning home from college with a lady, and finding his buddies and their forest turned into a terrifying jungle of mayhem and murder. I think I see some rope, axes, and possibly a scythe involved in the trailer, but the filming is kind of dark, and I didn't really want to watch it in the first place, so I didn't pay much attention.
Check it out, horror fans, the Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey trailer in all its glory gory above.
Muchas danke to Man of Many.
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