Darkfin Gloves
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Ever wondered what it might be like to have webbed fingers? Wonder no longer. These durable latex rubber gloves will have you flying by other frogs in the water. Perfect for SCUBA diving, swimming, surfing, and even jumping out of a plane.
Oh, nope, just read the packaging. Probably not suitable for jumping out of a plane.
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