Darkfin Gloves

Splinters! That's the reason behind driving gloves. I mean, that's what I deduce when Autodromo says, "Throughout the 1950s and into the 1960s, racing drivers relied on the stringback driving glove to protect their palms...

Well owl be damned. They didn't just make some Owl Mittens, they made some Owl Mittens covered in owls so realistic they are kind of creeping me out to look at, and I hope I never encounter anyone wearing a pair!...

Getting pummeled and concussed by a 350-pound defensive lineman as I fumble the team's potentially game-winning TD during the last play of the 4th quarter still might be worth it if I had a pair of Under Armour's Alter...

What comes to mind when you see these Articulated Finger Extensions? Freddy Krueger? Edward Scissorhands? The Nightmare Before Christmas? Your black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen (who, coincidentally, was named Karen bef

Never gonna give you up / Never gonna let you go / Never gonna let your fingers get cold / Never gonna say goodbye / But I might make you cry / If you try to slip out of my handhold...

I look at these Laser Vortex Gloves from Light Up Clothing Store, and just one thing comes to mind: Cartman's about to get an anal probe*...

Of course I don't need a mitten-koozie hybrid so that I may drink chilled alcoholic beverages in freezing temperatures, one right after another like the gluttonous, midwestern lush that I am, without rendering my delicate...

"Life's a bitch...now so am I!" From the wrist down, anyway, for those looking to channel their inner Catwoman in a pair of Vixy Den's Claw Gloves. Stalking around town as a DC antiheroine is just the tip of the talon...

Finally a real need has been filled. Underpants for your hands. Great for protecting your hands while... eating chocolate and scratching your butt? Maybe these gloves should be worn under your regular gloves to protect...

Sweaty thumbs killing your vibe - and your character - in PUBG and Survivor Royale? You may have laughed at the likes of mobile game finger sleeves in the past, but when it's your own fingers growing clammy and causing...

A little Hot Tub Time Machine mixed with a little 6-year-old you, and voila! Freezy Freakies retro color-changing snow gloves are back. Even better, these badass winter warmers of the 80s have grown with you, but in size...