The Orgasmic Must-Have For Every Man's Bedroom
From MysteryVibe: This is the one accessory you will want to wear on your penis. It's an unbelievably good time. Kiss performance anxiety goodbye with MysteryVibe's new Tenuto 2, the world's first male vibrator designed to get you hard, keep you hard and satisfy her - at the same time.
We've come a long way with vibrators since the days of the "Granville Hammer" where vibrators were exclusively made for women. Step aside Granville, there's a new contender on the market, and it's elevating male pleasure and partner please in an innovative new way. What's the secret? It's all about the vibes - good vibes.
Powerful vibrations stimulate key erogenous zones from penis to perineum and clitoris and vulva (should you have a female partner), which increases blood flow for harder erections. Experience electrifying sensations and longer lasting erections as Tenuto 2's vibrations travel from penis to partner, turning you into her favorite vibrator. Bluetooth capabilities to create and save custom vibes, 100% water-resistant, four motors, 16 intensity levels, it all equals earth-shattering orgasms. Get it on and get it now at 25% off during MysteryVibe's Black Friday sale while it's back in stock.
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To
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The Womanizer (NSFW)
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Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator
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