Fake Freckle Pens
- iMethod Eyebrow Pen - $12.97
- Eyebrow Soap - 3D Brows Styling Soap - $4.99
- Apooliy Eyebrow Tattoo Pen - $9.99
- SKINFOOD Egg White Pore Mask - $13.99
- Thirsty Lemon Makeup Sponge - $12.99
Oh the changing whims of beauty! Seems like just yesterday everyone was buying makeup to hide their freckles, and now we have Freckle Pens made specifically to help dot on fake ones. Ladies, I don't know how you keep up. And if you're indeed as exhausted performing all of these grooming rituals as I am reading about them, I recommend you adopt the very simple one I follow: shower with soap and shave.
Unless you run out of the former, in which case water only is fine, and if you don't feel like doing the latter, just say you're letting it grow to raise money for cancer.
And speaking of cancer, for those of you who truly want your faces to look sun-kissed, spotted, and pre-cancerous, the fake Freckle Pens will give you the look you long for with an ultra-fine nib design that dots on waterproof and smudge-proof freckles in Light Brown or Dark Brown.
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