Flexi Freeze Ice Vest
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- Arctic Heat Body Cooling Vest - $229.00
- Ergodyne Chill-Its Evaporative Cooling Vest - $44.97
- Ice Bandana - $18.99
- TechKewl Phase Change Cooling Crown Cooler - $14.14
- Evaporative Cooling Cool Wrist Wrap - $9.01
My ex-girlfriend Karen doesn't need a Flexi Freeze cooling vest because the ice in her heart is strong enough to chill her entire chest cavity, but if you do a lot of manual labor, have to wear a heavy costume, or are simply a warm-hearted person who tends to run hot, I'd definitely recommend packing ice cubes in a Flexi Freeze over turning into a stone cold bitch. The personal cooling device distributes 96 ice cubes amongst 3 removable, re-freezable ice panels, each of which secure inside the vest with Velcro. Supplemental panels are also sold separately to avoid downtime between cubes melting and freezing again.
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