Look Good Naked Self-Tan Towelettes
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- Ultimitt Self-Tan Applicator - $19.99
- Tan Towel Classic for Fair to Medium Skin Tones - $23.89
- Tan Towel On The Glow Moisturizer - $19.99
- Tan Towel Tanning Mist - $18.84
- Thermalabs Golden Standard Organic Self Tanner - $12.99
Pssshhh! I don't need a tan to make me look good naked!
I need about 5 miles and 500 situps a day, and a restricted-calorie diet.
But for the rest of you lucky SOBs who are just a golden shade or two away from nudie beauty, Tan Towel has these easy-on, mess-free Look Good Naked self-tan towelettes. Happy reviewers (and granted, they aren't all happy) applaud the towelettes both for performance, and for being much cleaner and more pleasant to apply than tanning lotions, sprays, and creams. They are also designed to wipe on without streaking or making you look like the child of Veruca Salt and an Oompa-Loompa (see, that's what she really meant when she told her daddy she wanted an Oompa-Loompa).
Look Good Naked towelettes are each large enough to cover half the body, and are safe for use on the face as well. Tan Towel recommends the Plus Formula shown here for people with medium to dark skin tones, or for anyone who wants a darker tan with the initial application.
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