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VindKan Penis Enlargement Underwear

Posted: December 22, 2019
VindKan Penis Enlargement Underwear
$22.99
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Happy New Year from your penis, the little pants snake that thinks VindKan Penis Enlargement Underwear might help him show up to 2020's ssssex ssssessions a little less perky garter and a little more long, lashing anaconda. Yeah, I agree. The Penis Enlargement Underwear are probably nothing but a can of snake oil - VindKan even sells them in a can - but maybe, just maybe they actually work.

And what's the worst that could happen even if they don't? You end up with a snazzy new pair of underoos.

And maybe a second belly button. A third testicle. Shriveled testicles. Sterility. Spontaneous combustion of the crotch.

According to VindKan their Penis Enlargement Underwear "radiates energized magnetic field 24 hours a day." Wow, does that sound like...the opposite of something that would enlarge your penis. Supposed additional benefits of perpetual magnetic field exposure include: treatment of urinary tract and urination issues; activation of body cells; kidney strengthening; improved sperm activity; treatment of impotence and premature ejaculation (both!); boost of immune system; and general improvement in quality of sex life.

And therefore, all of life. Ah, VindKan, would that it were true.

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