Taco Bell Hot Sauce Bikini & Swim Trunks
- Tacos Tequila & Tan Lines 1-Piece Swimsuit - $17.56
- I Love Hot Sauce Women's Beach Shorts - $19.55
- Galaxy Taco Cat Bikini - $20.17
- Taco Bell Taco Supreme Sunflower Seeds (Pack of 12) - $29.99
- Taco Bell Hot Sauce 4-pack - $13.99
Are you ready for the hot sauce challenge...of wearing a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Bikini or Swim Trunks on the beach this summer? Taco Bell's Taco Shop Summer Collection features a handful of fiery items that will let everyone on the sand and at the pool know you didn't just run for the border, you had the balls to show off a bod that eats the Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos and Double Cheesy Gordita Crunches they serve there.
At least the Taco Bell Burrito Wrap Blanket covers up the damage. And provides some comfort in between toilet runs. Oh, hey, rather than bikinis and beach towels, what the Taco Shop should have included in their Summer Collection is a Pooping Please Come Back Later doorknob sign with the Taco Bell logo and a picture of some Nachos BellGrande.
Sauce Packet Bikinis and Swim Trunks both feature angled grids of Taco Bell's hot sauces in levels Mild, Hot, and Fire!, the latter restricting the pattern to just the right leg because dudes can't take the heat like the ladies can. And if you don't believe me, check out Padma Lakshmi and Charlize Theron on Hot Ones, and then watch DJ Khaled and Ricky Gervais.
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