Thanksgiving Dinner Nutrition Label T-Shirts
Buzzkill alert! Boots Tees is selling Thanksgiving dinner nutrition label T-shirts, tops advertising the calorie, fat, and carb contents of popular turkey day foods. Choose from over 2 dozen different dishes, and become an ever-present, in-your-face reminder to everyone you see of how fat they're going to get over the next couple of months.
The nutrition label T-shirts even come in sizes for infants up to 5XL adults, so you can enhance the effect by making it a family or group shaming activity.
In addition to the turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce T-shirts you see above, Boots Tees Thanksgiving dinner food choices include (to name a few):
- Mashed Potatoes
- Green Beans (pretty healthy, actually, so get that one if you're nice. Or vegan.)
- Gravy
- Mac & Cheese
- Pecan Pie
- Pumpkin Pie
- Dinner Rolls
- Sweet Potatoes
If you have a particular Thanksgiving guilty pleasure not already on Boots Tees' list of offerings, send them a message and they'll make you a T-shirt with the nutrition information of your custom food request.
Also, or those wanting to label themselves in the Christmas or Hanukkah eating spirit, Boots Tees makes series of nutrition information T-shirts with foods specific to those holidays.
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