Second Skin Star Wars Suits
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- Secret Wishes Sexy Padme Amidala Costume - $49.95
- Darth Vader Bathroom Rug - $34.29
- Darth Vader Who's Your Daddy? Boxers - $13.50
- R2D2 Clogs - $29.95
- Star Wars Bath Towel - $24.49
Costume Craze has released a whole line of Second Skin Star Wars suits for 2013, but I feel like if a man is going to put a definitive outline of the family jewels on display, the face of a Wookiee would complement them much better than would the face of a treacherous bounty hunter or a traitorous absentee dad. So the clear favorite here is the Second Skin Chewbacca Suit, wearable in head-to-toe glory. Chewie's face is sort of weird--I probably would have given him an upper lip reminiscent of something other than a graph of the United States' economic downturn--but I guess Lycra as an artistic medium has its limitations.
As alluded to, other Second Skin additions to the Star Wars costume line include Darth Vader and Boba Fett. All sets come with the suit, a hood/mask, gloves, and socks. Huh. I was hoping they'd be onesies.
Muchas danke to Laughing Squid.
Muchas danke as well to my friend Maurice for pretending to go get ice cream, and then using butterfly-patterned duct tape to resecure the hunk of back bumper that's been hanging off my car for the past 4 months.
Reversible Chewbacca Hoodie
It may not be the skin covering a Yoda head rejected from use in the original Star Wars, but at least Marc Ecko's reversible Chewbacca hoodie is a bodily covering that's a little easier to come by...
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The Darth Knight
You love Batman, but you're a loyal Star Wars fanboy. Halloween is coming up and you have a difficult decision to make. Can you betray Darth Vader for your new crush on the Dark Knight? Good news. You won't have to. Mash...
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Star Wars Face Masks
May the 4th be with you, and may the Rona be in a galaxy far, far away. This series of Star Wars face masks is from Ethical Addiction, made in honor of favorite franchise characters - from Chewbacca to Vader, Yoda (adult-size)...
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Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set
Darth Vader: Meditator. The Force meets the OM in this Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set, a Regal Robot design brainstormed and built custom for a client's studio, and based on the Dark Lord's meditation chamber...
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Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie
Life has been very difficult for some since the Mark Ecko reversible Chewbacca hoodie sold out. It was pretty much the Star Wars garment to end all Star Wars garments. But I like this new alternative alright too. Maybe...
Darth Vader Toaster
Big Bad Toy Store says nothing--nothing!--about its forthcoming breakfast game changer, the Darth Vader Toaster, except this:...
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Boba Fett Motorcycle Helmet
Unlike a few selections in this slideshow of sick motorcycle helmets, you can probably wear HJC's new RPHA 11 Boba Fett helmet without getting laughed off the road (it's an obvious, but not over-the-top Star Wars circus...
Darth Vader Lightsaber Portable Charger
The Jedis may have the Force, but the Dark Side has power. Tons of it. Enough to take your iPhone, Android, or Windows mobile phone from dead to fully juiced and ready for battle. One round with the Darth Vader lightsaber...
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Dark Side Pride: 12 Star Wars Gifts for Proud Siths
May the other 4th be with you. You know, the angry, greedy, aggressive, jealous, megalomanic Dark Side kind. OK, maybe not with you as in inside you, all you kooky Boga Siths out there who can just simmer down before...
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Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set
Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...
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The Chewbaccoat
While it is abundantly clear that this image of naked Princess Leia draped in the hide of Chewbacca is just an illustration, looking at it still stirs up the strangest mix of revulsion and horniness within me. Chewbacca...
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
Nice. A condom to carry my message to all the unborn children in the world. Attention would-be zygotes! I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER!...