Sword House Key
It's about time I had a Sword House Key, given the number of sword fights with locks I've had in my life. In fact, just two weeks ago I was testing out the lock and key on my new nightstand - yep the top drawer came with a lock and key! No more snooping mother-in-laws finding my stash or my lube and Paco's Taco Stroker! - and while it locked like a charm, when it came time to unlock it....
I thought short of a chainsaw, nothing would reunite me with my stash, my lube, and my Paco's Taco Stroker ever again.
The lock finally gave to the key, but many minutes of advancing and retreating, pivoting and lunging were required. Moves fitting of a sword key.
My nightstand key is more of a skeleton-style lock companion, but this Sword House Key is a blank suitable for your standard door locks - Schlage SC-1 to be precise. You can also get a Sword House Key blank for Kwikset KW1/11 here.
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