Willy Care Kit

Posted: April 25, 2017
Willy Care Kit
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If your name isn't William, and you don't need a gift for a dude named William, I can't imagine why you'd buy a Willy Care grooming kit. I mean, I know it's a common name and all, but are there really enough Willies out there to merit an entire primping set stamped with their epithet?

Yuk, yuk, yuk. It's not a grooming kit for men who are Willies, it's a grooming kit for men who have willies. Something Willy Care says provides all the tools you need for a "quick spit and polish." (I wonder if it's as quick as the other kind of spit and polish my willy enjoys.) These tools include:

  • A fluffing brush
  • A sprucing mirror
  • Styling shears
  • And, to show off all that hard work, an evening wear willy chain.

Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my dick pic!

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