14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant
You gotta be a big fan of Michael Myers, Halloween, horror movies, and/or creeping people out to drop $650 on a 14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant. It's not even made of hand-cut diamonds - though I'm sure there's some cutting involved in this pendant somewhere. Fitting that it's made to wear around your neck. Michael Myers' sparkly, bejeweled face is actually filled with cubic zirconia stones, and the rest of him is made of brass. The 14K gold comes in only for the plating.
If you want to go scary and scary expensive, maybe go all in with an 18K gold, 2.9-carat diamond pave skull ring. Save the seasonal scary movie buys for one of these classic horror movie Halloween finds.
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35-Foot Inflatable Michael Myers
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Michael Myers Sunshade
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Horror Movie The Last Supper Print
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Musch Musch Designs - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)
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Grass Knuckles - Living Jewelry
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Doctor Who TARDIS Necklace
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Leg Chains
Nothing sets off a slit better than...well, the leg underneath it. Ahem, Angelina Jolie. But after that, definitely one of these Leg Chains. Any one of them. They're all hot. So hot. Like, Yowza!, Waa-waa-wee-wow!, How...
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GLD x Marvel Jewelry
Got drip? Yeah, that's right, I just described the new GLD x Marvel Jewelry collaboration using a Millennial meme combined with Gen Z slang. Because, like Deadpool, that's how groovy and rad I am...
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Soundwave Voice Message Art & Jewelry
Love letters. Tattoos. Sext messages. All valid and romantic ways to let them know you care. But none are as unique as a ring engraved with the sound waves produced when you tell them. Record a message you want a loved...
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Give Me An Inch - Real Inch Ruler Necklace
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Aurora Borealis Necklace
Listen, ladies, if you were wearing one of Wood All Good's Aurora Borealis Necklaces, you would have to cut me some slack. Yes, I would be staring at your chesticular area for a long period of time. But I swear, I wouldn't...
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Masters of the Universe Orko Chain Necklace
A Masters of the Universe Orko Chain Necklace?! Hot diggity-dog, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power is gonna Adora this! (Haha, get it?) Who else needs a gift for a woman packed with the power of a Trollan?...