Predator Claw Rings
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Do you trust your girlfriend or wife? Implicitly? If you're going to let her own these, then you damn well better because she could slice your fat face up real nice and quick with these bad boys. OR she could give you a very pleasant back scratching... until she gets tired in 2 minutes.
Don't worry, we have the perfect solution to fight back. Strap on the Iron Reaver Finger Claw and fight to the death... of your relationship.
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Sick in the Head: The 10 Coolest Motorcycle Helmets
Some people say you're sick in the head for riding a motorcycle. I say you're sick in the head if you're wearing one of these motorcycle helmets. And I mean it in the very, very best sense of the word. Here are my picks...
Predator Helmet
When Batman got a helmet it made Predator all jealous so he whined to NLO Moto, "WTF man? First he gets the higher budget movies and legitimate actors and then DC rejects my idea for a The Dark Knight v. Predator crossover...
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50 Pearl-Laden Oysters
Simultaneously the most thoughtful and disgusting gift a girl could ever get. Each of these 50 freshwater oysters is guaranteed to have a real, 6mm to 7mm round akoya pearl inside. But here's the catch: uh, the pearls...
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11 of the Most Expensive Things for Sale on Amazon
I tried to curate my collection of 11 of the most expensive things for sale on Amazon not just according to their cost, but also their substance, how well they present, whether or not I looked at their price, read their...
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TWINOX 6-piece Manicure Set
One day my freshman year of high school in physics class, I looked down at the ravaged, jagged finger shields I was working with, and decided it was time to get my act together before I chipped another tooth. That's when...
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LED Eyelashes
These are aptly named. An ingenious piece of technology wrought from Asian women's desire to have larger eyes, these seem more fit for the drug-and-urine-splattered concrete floor of the next rave in Omaha, Nebraska...
Designer Star Wars Jewelry
Paul Bierker is a formally educated designer with a BFA in Jewelry Design and Graphic Design, and a BAMF in handcrafted Star Wars jewelry. Even I might wear a ladies' sapphire and diamond ring if it also looked like the...
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Iron Reaver Finger Claw
The real question is... can you wear one of these out in public? These are sharp, flexible and the perfect finishing touch to a catwoman outfit. Or they'd be great for slicing up intruders that break in your apartment...
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The Best Shark Themed Gifts
Two events inspired this collection of the best shark themed gifts. The obvious: we're in the middle of Shark Week 2018...
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The Accuser Ring with Blinking Opal Eyes
J'accuse! this humanoid ring and its opal eyes that actually blink of...being awesome. Made by Levon Kevorkian and sold through his Internal Affairs jewelry studio, The Accuser Ring will tell everyone you meet that your...
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Musch Musch Designs - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)
And if you're not into your privates on a pendant, Musch Musch will also hand make (hand job?) photos of your very own penis, vagina, boobies, or butthole into a bracelet, a mug, or, for the ultimate dick pic, a 3D piece...
Grass Knuckles - Living Jewelry
When it comes to living things, are you more into cultivating them, or popping them in the jaw? Icelandic industrial designer Hafsteinn Juliusson's live grass knuckles are brilliantly executed wearable flora for the half...