Boobie Beanie for Breastfeeding Children...and Adults
A child breastfeeding in a boobie beanie: it's the most heartwarming breasticle spectacle I ever saw! Crocheted by Maggie Bass of Maggie's Craft Sale, these Breast Beanies keep all the heat in your wee infant's head, and all the eyes on the optical illusion across your chest as you breastfeed.
I imagine some ladies will not appreciate a boobie beanie that attracts attention to an activity they'd rather dissuade it from, but...those who enjoy this Dude's fine collection of curated content aren't likely to be in that group. It's a funny baby gift!
And, as I've alluded to in the boobie beanie title, an equally funny gift for adults. Maggie's Craft Sale will make you a Breast Beanie in Newborn, 3-6 Months, 6-12 Months, Child, and Grown Ass Man or Lady sizes. White Elephant and Dirty Santa parties 2021, check!
In addition to the full gamut of sizes, boobielicious Breast Beanies also come in 5 different, uh, colorways?, to reflect various skin tones.