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Lobster Sandals

Posted: June 17, 2022
Lobster Sandals
  • Lobster Sandals
  • Lobster Sandals
  • Lobster Sandals
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Oooh, lobster sandals to match my sunburn, and everyone's favorite thing to say when I get a sunburn: "Dude's red as a lobster."

Which leads to my favorite thing to say in response: Under the sea! Under the sea! / Darling it's better, down where it's wetter / Take it from me!

This pair of crustacean slides will help you skitter through summer, well, if not in peak comfort and glamor, at least in peak visibility and flamboyance. Lobster sandals are flexible and rubbery, with anti-skid bottoms, so they'll stand up to the pool and ocean, and presumably keep you standing, even if you step in a patch of water, as well.

If you're clawing at the chance to own a pair of lobster sandals for yourself, don't forget to get some large mouth bass sandals as a gift for your wife to go with them.

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