Michael Myers Sunshade
- The Office Sunshade - $29.99
- Michael Myers Creepy Half Face Car Decal - $7.29
- Horror Movie Villains Spare Tire Cover - $14.99
- Royal Bobbles Michael Myers Bobblehead - $31.95
- Bob Ross Happy Trees Sunshade - $29.99
Dark days are ahead for anyone who uses this Michael Myers Sunshade. Haha, get it? A little slasher humor to brighten your day, 'eh Dad? I mean, I'm just assuming it's Dad reading this, Dad who's interested in: 1) decorating his car for Halloween; 2) a circa 1978 Michael Myers driving, because guys, how did Michael even learn to drive in the first place?!; and 3) a collapsible sunshade for his windshield that will probably take longer to put up than it will take him to run into the bank, and possibly attend the kids' whole soccer game, anyway.
Oh, but in answer to the conundrum of #2, here's some fantastic footage of Michael in Driver's Ed.
The Michael Myers Sunshade measures 64" x 32", suitable for most cars, trucks, and vans. It folds down into a flat disc, and stores in an included zippered case. A great gift for Halloween! ... Especially for you, Dad.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/35-foot-inflatable-michael-55998.jpg?mode=crop "35-Foot Inflatable Michael Myers")
35-Foot Inflatable Michael Myers
Halloween Ends is coming to a streaming service near you, and possibly to your kids the moment they see this 35-foot inflatable Michael Myers in someone's yard when they're trick-or-treating this year. And in both cases...
/horror-movie-the-last-supper-51183.jpg?mode=crop "Horror Movie The Last Supper Print")
Horror Movie The Last Supper Print
Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...
/14k-gold-michael-myers-pendant-51118.jpg?mode=crop "14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant")
14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant
You gotta be a big fan of Michael Myers, Halloween, horror movies, and/or creeping people out to drop $650 on a 14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant. It's not even made of hand-cut diamonds - though I'm sure there's some cutting...
/shibumi-shade-wind-powered-60978.jpg?mode=crop "Shibumi Shade Wind Powered Beach Tent")
Shibumi Shade Wind Powered Beach Tent
Windy days at the beach usually spell bad news for your beach tents and sunshades, but the Shibumi Shade doesn't just thrive in windy conditions, it's powered by them. An ocean breeze of as little as 3 MPH is all it takes...
/car-umbrella-sunshade-55868.jpg?mode=crop "Car Umbrella Sunshade")
Car Umbrella Sunshade
I doubt it's as easy as opening an umbrella to install, but this umbrella-style car sunshade sure looks dandy in use. Not to mention space-saving when in not-use, since it does mimic its namesake's collapsed size and...
/sombra-shade-beach-canopy-42624.jpg?mode=crop "Sombra Shade Beach Canopy")
Sombra Shade Beach Canopy
Say WassSom, bra?! to fellow surfers, sunners, partiers, and greasy dudes leering at bikini-clad co-eds on the beach this Spring Break. The Sombra Shade beach canopy is a lightweight, low-profile sun blocker made for...
/kammok-crosswing-fast-deploy-55119.jpg?mode=crop "Kammok Crosswing Fast-Deploy Car Awning")
Kammok Crosswing Fast-Deploy Car Awning
That Kammok's Crosswing car awning takes just 3 seconds to deploy isn't even its most impressive attribute I don't think. For me, it's seeing the sunshade fully extended and ready to block UV rays without a single support...
Magnetic Car Sunroof Sunshade
We're still allowed to drive, right? And open the windows? The sunroof, if you live in a place where the first day of spring actually brought the first day of spring. If you're out crusing to pass the time, or just sitting...
/phone-umbrella-anti-glare-54311.jpg?mode=crop "Phone Umbrella - Anti-Glare Sunshade for Smartphones")
Phone Umbrella - Anti-Glare Sunshade for Smartphones
Anti-glare sunshades for smartphones are becoming the new, like, face masks for humans. I'm seeing them everywhere now, in an array of styles and colors and...OK, fine. I've seen 2 anti-glare sunshades for smartphones...
/zero-gravity-lounge-chair-with-54014.jpg?mode=crop "Zero Gravity Lounge Chair with Shade Canopy")
Zero Gravity Lounge Chair with Shade Canopy
I've had enough Netflix & Chill for the year, I'm ready for some Pool Time & Chill, some Sandy Beach & Chill, some Back Patio, BBQ & Chill on a Zero Gravity Lounge Chair - with shade canopy! - to take it from here...
/gci-outdoor-pod-rocker-chair-45110.jpg?mode=crop "GCI Outdoor Pod Rocker Chair with SunShade")
GCI Outdoor Pod Rocker Chair with SunShade
Rock out with your...GCI Outdoor Pod and SunShade out. The Pod Rocker is a full-size collapsible camp chair that brings 2 standout, lounge-friendly features to outdoor pursuits that will at some point involve poppin'...
/shadey-universal-smartphone-53600.jpg?mode=crop "Shadey Universal Smartphone Shade")
Shadey Universal Smartphone Shade
The Shadey universal smartphone shade: because I get enough glares from my wife for having my head buried in my phone in public; I don't need the sun's glare piled on top...