LEGO Strip Club
- LEGO Brick Slippers - $17.97
- Professional Stripper Pole - $116.00
- Milk Chocolate LEGO Bricks - $9.00
- Build-On Brick Mug LEGO-style Mug - $35.12
- Darth Vader Minifig Alarm Clock - $23.99
She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out! She's a brick...uh...minifig. The lady's stacked with a plastic rack, gonna give The LEGO Group a heart attack. She's a brick.....
A custom-crafted LEGO set of Breaking Bad Meth Lab proportions, Citizen Brick's LEGO Strip Club might make the adult male LEGO enthusiasts out there think they've diorama-ed and gone to heaven. Check out the stripper poles. The 80+ sexy pad-printed elements. The working LED lights. Check out the male entertainer (proprietor?) who could pass equally for Ron Swanson, Ron Burgundy, or Burt Reynolds, depending on your preference and generation.
After the requisite 1 to 7 hours of LEGO assembly time, turn on this strip club's Foxy Blox light show, queue music, and tell those boxy bitches to lock on and get inverted. To show monetary appreciation for the LEGO ladies (and RonRonBurt) who back that azz up and drop it like it's hot, this classy establishment also comes with a few singles. And not just any singles, disproportionately large singles. Each $1 brick is at least the size of a stripper chick's leg, transparent F-me heels and all.
The LEGO Strip Club comes with hologram foil stamped wall pieces, 4 x minifigs, batteries for the LED light show, and a full color printed box. The first 100 sets are also numbered.
The LEGO Strip Club is a top Dude Gift for a Man pick.