LEGO Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block
If you thought beating Super Mario 64 was hard to beat, get ready to try to conquer LEGO's new 2,064-piece Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block build. It might feel a little like banging your head against a...question mark block.
I mean, the Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block can't be as tough to build as, say, LEGO's 2017 release of a 7,500-piece Millennium Falcon, but it's probably up there with last year's (much cooler, in my opinion) LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System, featuring a scene from the original Super Mario Bros. on a rotary dial TV. LEGO recommends the set for 18 and ups.
The Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block arrives in conjunction with the 25-year anniversary of the game's launch in 1996. As in the game, this ? Block exterior holds a surprise inside - one way better than a measly coin, and better even than fire power or an extra life. And you don't even have to risk a concussion getting it. Open panels at the top and front of the completed block to reveal 4 iconic levels from Super Mario 64: Peach's Castle; Bob-omb Battlefield; Cool, Cool Mountain; and Lethal Lava Trouble.
The LEGO Super Mario 64 Question Mark Block set also comes with 10 microfigures to populate the level scenes.
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