Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendars
- Sex Advent Calendar: 24 Naughty Challenges For Every Fast Day - $6.99
- Tingletouch The Advent Calendar for Couples - A Romantic December with Your Partner - $13.99
- Sex Advent Calendar: For Couples Who Want To Spice Things Up While Waiting For Christmas - $12.99
- Our First Naughty Advent Calendar - $7.99
- Sex Advent Calendar For Him: 26 Naughty Coupons For Husband, Boyfriend - $7.88
Lovehoney's Sex Toy Advent Calendars come in 24-day versions for couples, and 12-day versions for just the dudes or just the ladies. Psssh. Half the amount of adult fun and naughty pleasure in the Christmas countdowns for those who are solo. Single people always get screwed.
And now at least they can relish it with the Blowmotion Male Masturbator and Womanizer Vibrator headlining Lovehoney's 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendars for penis owners and vulva owners, respectively!
In addition to the (giving) headliners of the Sex Toy Advent Calendars, Lovehoney includes daily surprises such as cock rings, nipple clamps, sex dice, anal plugs, silky rope ties, and kegel balls. And if you already got a Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar last year or the year before, don't worry! Every year the company adds new sexy playthings, plus newer, better, and not-yet-gunked-up-with-bodily-fluids models of previous editions' sexy playthings.
Merry Kinky Christmas and Happy Hot & Wet Holidays to all!
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