Nerf The Mandalorian Amban Phase-pulse Blaster
I know what you're thinking. Dude. If I get a Nerf The Mandalorian Amban Phase-pulse Blaster for my kid this Christmas, I am going to be the Best! Parent! Ever! Or maybe it's, Dude. If I get a Nerf The Mandalorian Amban Phase-pulse Blaster for my husband this Christmas, I am going to be the Best! Wife! Ever! And in both cases, I would agree with you.
But - wamp(a), wamp(a) - this latest Star Wars-Nerf collaboration is only going on pre-order today, and continuing through December 31, 2020. Estimated ship date: October 1, 2021. In time for next Christmas. It's a bummer, but I can't say I blame them. If I were Nerf, Star Wars, and this sick piece of bounty hunter blaster beauty, I wouldn't want to be associated with 2020 either.
The Nerf Amban Phase-pulse Blaster measures a formidable 50.25" long, and endeavors to capture every detail of Mando's (guess we can call him Din now) own in The Mandalorian series, Except, I guess, for the ammo, which in this case is Nerf Elite foam darts instead of particle beams and electricity.
The Nerf Amban Phase-pulse Blaster also achieves its "series-accurate blaster sounds" with 2 x AAA batteries rather than physics.
/puking-grogu-baby-yoda-48419.jpg?mode=crop "Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper")
Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper
Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally...
/pinhead-baby-yoda-47334.jpg?mode=crop "Pinhead Baby Yoda")
Pinhead Baby Yoda
Pinhead Baby Yoda, now that's a mashup both strange and disconcerting, yet also entirely representative of 2020. It's not really fair to Grogu, though. Sure, he has a voracious appetite, and occasionally eats others'...
/may-the-4th-be-with-grogu-60175.jpg?mode=crop "May the 4th Be With Grogu: 15 Baby Yoda Gifts")
May the 4th Be With Grogu: 15 Baby Yoda Gifts
May the 4th be with Grogu, and with you too. Score one of these 15 Baby Yoda gifts on Stars Wars Day, and I guarantee the 4th will be with you. The Force too, at least by proxy, since you'll have a brand new Grogu spouting...
/baby-yoda-marshmallow-stuffed-46349.jpg?mode=crop "Baby Yoda Marshmallow-Stuffed Chocolate Ball")
Baby Yoda Marshmallow-Stuffed Chocolate Ball
Know what a Star Wars The Mandalorian Holiday Milk Chocolate Ball filled with surprise The Child marshmallow treat means? It's time for Baby Yoda to learn what it feels like to be the frog. I can already hear a holiday...
/the-mandalorian-helmet-baby-51569.jpg?mode=crop "The Mandalorian Helmet & Baby Yoda Desktop Lights")
The Mandalorian Helmet & Baby Yoda Desktop Lights
Paladone's new Mandalorian Helmet and Baby Yoda Desktop Lights are here to spread cheer during the 2021 holiday season, but not to help ring in Season 3 of The Mandalorian before the New Year. With no official release...
/star-wars-potato-head-the-53081.jpg?mode=crop "Star Wars Potato Head: The Yamdalorian & The Tot")
Star Wars Potato Head: The Yamdalorian & The Tot
The Tot! Yet another precious name for The Mandalorian's Baby Yoda / The Child / Grogu. And joining The Tot in this latest piece of Star Wars Potato Head merch: Mando himself as The Yamdalorian...
/baby-yoda-pack-47654.jpg?mode=crop "Baby Yoda Pack")
Baby Yoda Pack
No hover pod to transport your Baby Yoda in? Then mule up and schlep little Grogu on your back with the Baby Yoda Pack from Kapacks. The hardshell backpack's generous interior even has room for a few frogs and a shiny...
/baby-yoda-infant-costume-45868.jpg?mode=crop "Baby Yoda Infant Costume")
Baby Yoda Infant Costume
A baby doesn't typically melt my heart. Baby Yoda does it every single damn time I see him. And a baby dressed in a Baby Yoda infant costume? Well...I don't know that it makes me want to get a baby of my own, but if someone...
/the-mandalorian-the-child-46386.jpg?mode=crop "The Mandalorian The Child Animatronic Toy with Sound")
The Mandalorian The Child Animatronic Toy with Sound
People are freaking out for this animatronic Baby Yoda and its bobbing head and babbling sound effects as much as they are the real Baby Yoda. Er, the "real" Baby Yoda being a manmade puppet operated by master technicians...
/baby-yoda-baby-on-board-41858.jpg?mode=crop "Baby Yoda Baby on Board Windshield Decal")
Baby Yoda Baby on Board Windshield Decal
On board, Baby Yoda is. And while the Baby Yoda drawn in this clever take on the Baby on Board windshield decals is nowhere near as adorable as The Mandalorian's actual Baby Yoda, I still appreciate the reference, and...
/the-mandalorian-the-child-chia-45049.jpg?mode=crop "The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet")
The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet
Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...
/star-wars-the-mandalorian-45920.jpg?mode=crop "Star Wars The Mandalorian Monopoly")
Star Wars The Mandalorian Monopoly
Let the battle begin...over who gets to be Baby Yoda in the Star Wars The Mandalorian edition of Monopoly...