Goblies Throwable Paintballs
You don't shoot 'em, you don't drop 'em like a bomb, and you definitely don't Goblies them up. Goblies Throwable Paintballs are soft and squishy projectiles that throw like a water balloon, and land in an explosion of neon colors.
Non-toxic, bio-based, washable, and designed not to leave big ol' black-and-blue goose eggs on their targets, Goblies Throwable Paintballs bring fun, colorful, and delightfully messy play to anyone ages 6 and up. They're filled with a "goo" Goblies says clings to skin and targets, but washes off with water, and comes out of clothing in the laundry. Their outer membrane is soft and flexible like a balloon's, but, made from seaweed, is much better for the environment than their counterpart's rubber or latex. Goblies dissolve on the ground and don't require pickup.
Goblies are sold 40 paintballs per pack, and in 6 different colors. A great gift for kids, and not a bad addition to adult parties either.
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