Bike Frame Sweat Net for Indoor Cycling
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The Bicycle Trainer Sweat Net from RockBros looks kind of like a diaper for your Peloton, bike trainer, or other stationary exercise bike. Except rather than keeping the bike's unsavory fluids in, the Sweat Net is designed to keep your unsavory fluids out.
In addition to being smelly and laden with bacteria, sweat is corrosive. It's wet and salty and harmful to bikes - plus a lot of exercise equipment and sporting goods in general - over the long term because it seeps into all the fun crevices, and gets to work rusting the bike's screws. Possibly the frame too, with a side of freaking out the electrical components, depending on what kind of bike you have.
And you know how you're supposed to wipe down your trainer / stationary bike and the areas surrounding it after every use? Well, you don't, do you? It's cool. I don't either. I do put a towel under my Peloton, but I can see how a Sweat Net would be doubly beneficial. I also see, in looking at it more, that the Sweat net doesn't just resemble a diaper, but a mankini! Even more reason to get one!
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