OfficeGYM
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- The Body Wheel for Yoga - $64.99
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...Clark Kent practicing his moves! Nah. It's just some average dude in his desk chair trying to bulk up with the OfficeGYM during a conference call with India. Look at it, hear what it's named and you know exactly what the OfficeGYM is: a fitness contraption you strap to your chair. The people who make OfficeGYM fancy that description up a bit by calling it a "ground-breaking system" and elaborating that machine enables three-dimensional resistance training and body sculpting right at your desk. Or in front of the TV, or in a hotel room, or at the dinner table (calories in, calories out, baby!)
In addition to squeezing in a few extra reps while writing code, OfficeGYM says it offers key de-stressing exercises that can help calm and center you throughout your workday. It also encourages blood flow and improves productivity by flexing unused muscles when you're forced to sit for long periods of time.
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