The-O Exercise Bike
A 2021 Red Dot Design Award winner, The-O is a stationary exercise bike that doubles as "an appealing piece of furniture" when not in use. Its designers, Kim Dambi, Kim Kyung Jin, Park Sangjin, and Park Sung Soon, see it as the best of all worlds for minimalists, and I see it as the worst of all worlds for people with back problems, and those who think banging their shins against normal pieces of furniture is bad. Check out the protrusion on those bike pedals!
Muchas danke to Yanko Design.
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