Vodquila
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Vodquila. A mix of vodka, tequila, and a first class ticket to a hangover-free Sunday morning. I know they say two wrongs don't make a right and all that crapola, but I don't think that's true for alcohol. Like, I'm pretty sure mixing two liquors individually notorious for being very strong, very shootable, and very likely to make you wake up the next morning wearing a duct tape turban and boots filled with 3 inches of glitter will actually create a Super Liquor that transcends the tendency to make poor decisions, black out, and vomit up one's own stomach lining after a night of heavy drinking.
Well, either that or it will cause your world to come crashing down exponentially faster and exponentially worse.
Who wants some Vodquila?
The perfect hybrid from Red Eye Louie is currently available for purchase in Alabama, Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Massachusetts, Mississippi, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Texas, Tennessee, South Carolina, and Georgia. More states are in line to get their borders on this special blend of Ultra Premium Vodka and imported Super Premium Tequila in the coming months.
Vodquila vodka is made from multiple grains and distilled 6 times. Its tequila counterpart comes from blue agave plants distilled in the highlands of Jalisco, Mexico. Together, the taste is described as "super clean" with a rich aroma, thanks to the technique of blending of the liquors in small vats, and then macerating them together at high temperatures to fully fuse them into one.
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