Life-Size Gummy Skull
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This is what happens to people who eat 5-pound gummy bears: they OD on sugar and high fructose corn syrup, their brains become gelatinous, and they turn into 5-pound gummy skulls. In flavors cherry, blue raspberry, and grape.
Happy Forthcoming Halloween to all, and Happy Everyday to those who go giddy at the sight of morbid candy. Morbid from aesthetic and caloric standpoints alike: this bad boy (or girl; I'll leave that call to Temperance Brennan) packs 7,000 calories into its life-size 8" x 6" x 6" dimensions. Enough to feed a starving child for several days, or the idiot who accepts the dare for several minutes.
Wow. Look at that picture of the guy holding the gummy skull. It's really not so much bigger than his hand. But if you cut it into 7ths, each piece would still have 1,000 calories. That's disgusting.
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