Kama Sutra Chocolates (NSFW)
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I smell sex and...candy here. It's our favorite form of ancient raunch cacao-ified into a box of Kama Sutra chocolates. Now everyone can give 8 slabs of tasty sex positions to their favorite horndog, or the pillar of reserve they'd like to crumble into a hot hormonal mess. Or be like me and keep the set as new alone-time material for themselves. Given that I'm pretty much always either randy or hungry, pornographic chocolates could be about as good as it gets.
The Frenchmade Kama Sutra chocolates feature highly detailed (really; look at the close-up shot) 3D depictions of the creases, crevices, and dangling appendages produced by Crouching Tiger, The Plough, and 6 more of the Indian text's most celebrated sexual positions. Contents include 3 dark chocolate, 3 milk chocolate, and 2 white chocolate bars, totaling 200 grams of sexual and gustatory bliss lustily displayed in a wooden box.
Note: Kama Sutra chocolates are suitable for vegetarians, but entirely unsafe for prudes.
The Kama Sutra chocolates are a top Dude Gift for Your Girlfriend and Gift for Valentine's Day pick.
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