Mini Nutella Jars
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- 1-Pound Reese's PB Cups - $7.50
- 105-ounce Tub of Nutella - $35.00
- 5-Pound Cherry Gummy Bear - $27.99
- Nutella: The 30 Best Recipes - $8.45
- Giant Tootsie Roll Pop - $13.00
Finally I can justify eating an entire jar of Nutella. The only problem is that these mini glass bottles of the creamerrific hazelnut spread come in packs of 16. So it's going to be like me and a bag of fun-size snickers: the best of intentions breeding the worst of actions. And a fun-size-filled belly that around 3 days from now will most definitely not be fun-size.
Each real glass jar of Nutella for One contains 0.88 ounces of the Italian-made good stuff. Pack them in lunches, set them out for parties, give them as gifts, or just sleep with one under you pillow at night in case you have a bad dream and need a choco-nut hug to console you.
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