Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein
Egg-->Facehugger-->Chestburster-->Xenomorph. Even at under a foot tall the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein lives up to its name in its representation of Xenomorph evolution. I've never felt less inclined to guzzle myself guttered at an Oktoberfest. And I think I'll just stick with water at this year's Halloween party.
Well, maybe shots of whiskey out of a Doomed Skull. It's Level 3 Creepy seems like nothing now that the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein has shown me a Level 10.
The Aliens Stein is as fancy as it is terrifying, made out of Heirloom Porcelain and hand-painted in foreboding dark (but also nicely iridescent) colors.
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