Dunking Buddy Mess-Free Cookie Dunker
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That's Dunking Buddy, not Drunking Buddy, Cornelius. Don't worry, I'm not replacing you. In fact, you could say that I'm making our Scotch Sundays, Tequila Tuesdays, Whiskey Wednesdays even better. This cup and magnetic clip set makes cookie dunking shallower. Foolproof. All risk of fumbling our Oreos and having to fish out drowned cookie mush from the bottom eliminated!
Dunking Buddy describes itself as the ultimate wingman for the "Big-Time" cookie dunker. Unlike this Cookie Dipper, the Dunking Buddy is a 2-piece magnetic tool that latches onto the inside / outside of your special Buddy cup (i.e., a plastic concession stand one) partially submerged beneath the milk's surface. Its interior piece is a slot shelf sized for holstering your cookie in place until it's saturated to your liking.
While not nearly as cool as milk & cookie shots, the Dunking Buddy has a much faster turnaround time and, according to its makers, helps kiddos practice hand-eye coordination as they learn about magnetic attraction. Ha! Hand-eye coordination and a science lesson? Please. Dunking Buddy is as shameless and conniving about persuading you to let your kids gorge on milk and cookies as they are themselves!
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