Mature Monday Shark Travel Mug
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- Fluent in Sharkasm Shark Stemless Wine Glass - $16.95
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- Great White Shark Salt & Pepper Shaker Set - $19.76
Happy Shark Week 2019 and, more importantly, Happy Monday, all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed whippersnappers ready to tear off a piece of Day 1 like a ravenous great white. Here's an inspirational Lennymud travel mug for shark fans that will either give you the Monday boost you need, or piss you right off.
For those who aren't quite sure if they should feel motivated or irritated by the Mature Monday Shark Travel Mug because they're still hungover from the weekend and forgot their glasses, here's what it says: "Do Sharks complain about Monday? NO. They're up early biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary, reminding everyone they're a fucking shark."
Fuck yeah, they are. Because even when they've eaten their fill of seals and surfers and just want to chill on the ocean floor, even when they're not in the mood to swim around flashing teeth and psyching out divers, they know the Discovery Channel needs the footage and the ratings, so they fucking do it anyway.
Lennymud also makes a version of this 16-ounce stoneware shark travel mug in a G-rated version.
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