Refillable Sriracha Keychain
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I know there are a few problems with this Sriracha keychain. Like in addition to enabling me to deliberately put Sriracha on my breakfast burritos and Philly cheese dips on the go, it's also going to enable me to inadvertently put Sriracha on my crotch and vehicle registration when I carry it around in my pocket or glove box. Also, for being travel size, the keychain is still kind of huge.
But I appreciate the spicy creative juices that were flowing through the minds of its creators when they developed the Sriracha2Go. With some slight redesigns of the cap and dimensions, it's a pretty spiffy accessory too, and one I'd bet those who buy it as a novelty would end up using way more often than they'd expect. Instant flavoring for food truck purchases. Instant dare material. Instant revenge down the pant leg of the 6'4" jackass who muscles himself through the crowd and then parks it right in front of me at a show.
Sriracha2Go arrives as an empty 1.25-ounce bottle, ready for filling with your favorite rooster sauce. It stands 4.5" tall and 1.6" wide.
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