12' Haunted Living Lighted Animatronic Mummy
Lowe's couldn't let Home Depot keep having all the Halloween fun - and revenue. So this year the home improvement retailer is offering a 12' Haunted Living Lighted Animatronic Mummy to rival their rival's 12' Skeleton and 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton. Plus, where the Home Depot issues only have LCD "LifeEyes," the Lowe's Lighted Animatronic Mummy, as its name suggests, has both light and movement. Sound too, for good measure.
The 12' Haunted Living Lighted Animatronic Mummy is built with ShortCircuit Projection Lighting, an effect that produces "eerie flickering light" in red, green, blue, or warm white LED color options. Its upper body moves from left to right in greeting, during which time it also makes moaning sounds. The mummy's arms don't move automatically, but they are poseable.
The big bad mummy has sound and motion sensors for activation, and comes with a timer you can set for 6 hours on / 18 hours off.
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