12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes
Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs and lids that blink, move, and dilate.) I know it's only July, but this dude is abiding you dudes with the kindness of alerting you now, so you can score a Pumpkinhead for your front yard horror scene or haunted house before they sell out again.
At printing, those who would rather have the plain ol' OG 12' Skeleton could get that from Home Depot again too.
Anatomical Gummi Bears
This anatomical view of what lies beyond the high fructose corn syrup and Yellow Dye No. 5 of their epidermises paints Gummi Bears in a new light. Gives them some identity. Some humanity. Makes me feel kind of bad for...
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Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle
Is there some sort of metaphor to be drawn from the Skeleton in a Skull Bathtub Candle? Take a dip in your own mind? Relax with your thoughts? Wade through your memories...and maybe figure out how you died and got cursed...
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WaterThrone Skull Toilet
A sick skull toilet with LED eyes and a host of smart features called...the WaterThrone? Doesn't really reflect the toilet's sculptural uniqueness, or its creepiness, very well. I would've gone with BoneThrone. The Head...
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Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton
I wonder if this Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton for $100,000 really exists, or if some paleontologist is just pretty sure s/he can build one if a T-Rex-loving sucker loves T-Rex enough to fork over $100,000 for a life size...
Glow-in-the-Dark Climbing Skeleton Props
These climbing skeleton props might not look as coy and sultry as the Ascending Evil Skeleton wall sculpture, but they make up for their lack of sex appeal by: 1) glowing in the dark; 2) being lightweight enough to secure...
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Skull Glasses Stand
A skull glasses stand, now there's a clever accessory for your lensed accessories. Not to mention a sweet gift for your favorite bespectacled biology teacher, skull-loving goth, deathly cool rock star, or self-important...
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Citizen Bones Humanoid Fishing Lures
David Maher of Citizen Bones Fishing emailed me to suggest his Humanoid (and Skeleton!) Fishing Lures for a product write up, and it reminded me of something: I get a lot of stupid, awful, and pushy product suggestions...
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Enviroskulls
The T-Rex, Dragon, and Swamp Monster Enviroskulls might eat you, but at least you can rest assured they're not here to destroy the planet. Enviroskulls is a nonprofit, non-commercial organization that creates dazzling...
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Real Partial T-Rex Skeleton
Meet Roosevelt. Your new pet T-Rex. Sure, he passed away a little while ago, and his remains have kinda been Frankensteined together from 3 different specimens, and his skeleton and skull are still only about 45% complete--oh...
Sterling Silver Bat Skeleton Necklace
Flowers and diamonds are alright, but if you really want to get laid tonight you'll give her a sterling silver bat skeleton necklace. At least that's what Bruce Wayne told me. Los Angeles designer Stephanie Inagaki calls...
Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull
The Erasmus Darwin's Steam-Cerebrum Skull wishes all you Frobisher Brophys, Inquisitor Victor Lippetts, and Prof. Dr. Elias Claver, Esquires out there a Happy Neo-Victorian Halloween! A full 360 degrees of eye(socket)-catching...
Bone Pistols
A set of dueling pistols created by Kiwi artist Bruce Mahalski is now up for auction with a starting bid of around $1,235 American dollars. They include spare bullets and come in a custom-altered case with blood-red inlay...