The Man Fork
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Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries, and swirling spaghetti in bites more representative of your big, manly mouth and appetite.
According to Clever Donkey, The Man Fork is also a time saver, because "Bigger bites allow you to chow down faster so you can have more time for your other manly activities." No more digging in to a fine plate of hash or cup of Instant Ramen and coming out with some little baby bite that makes you wonder why the fork you wasted your time with a utensil in the first place.
The Man Fork is obviously a great gift for a man, particularly one who could make instant use of it on his birthday cake or Father's Day dinner.
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