- SHINA Pet Goose, Chicken, or Duck Diaper - $9.50
- Wooden Chicken Ladder - $12.49
- Yesito Duck Harness - $14.99
- Lanermoon Wooden Chicken Swing - $18.99
Excellent. This puts an end to the age-old question, Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Because its responsible owner harnessed that little clucker up to keep it in check.
Chicken harnesses are not a gag or April Fool's joke, but a glorious coop owner's reality brought to us by Yesito. And with all the urban chicken coops installed in backyards and on balconies of NYC apartment buildings these days, a means of safely and humanely leashing up your prized egg layer to parade her around town could be the biggest thing since haute couture for dogs. Speaking of which, Chicken Harness don't forget to bring the dapper either - you get a choice of pink or blue harness, and each comes with 3 different colors of bow ties!
According to Yesito, Chicken Harnesses are great tools for enhancing chicken training. You can "Teach your fowls to walk on a leash and find your peace of mind again." Yeah, I don't really know what that means either, but I'll admit, I'm not too knowledgeable about the hard knocks that come with a life of owning chickens.
Muchas danke to Bored Panda.
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