Human Face Dog Masks
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Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl made us wear dog face human masks? Would we do it?
What am I saying, of course we would.
The human face dog masks are made of latex, and have a few mouth and nose breathing holes, but I wouldn't leave one of these things on your Frenchie or golden doodle for too long. While their seller says the "Laugh," "Smoke," and "Red Lips" mask styles are intended for wear when you don't want you pooch to bite or grub on unapproved food, they just don't look that safe. Or, if your dog has any paw-driven removal skills whatsoever, effective.
There's also a note mentioning that if you clean the mask after receiving it, and then leave it in a well ventilated area, "the smell will disappear." Huh.
So I'd say both the human face dog masks themselves, and the directions of what to do with them before shoving one in your dog's face are candidates for my list of things that make you go Hmmm.
Muchas danke to Bored Panda.
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