Alcohol By Volume Glass
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This is like a 1950s breathalizer. It has measurements along the side of the glass for every kind of booze imaginable so you can measure just how drunk you're getting. They should also sell and egg timer along with this for a countdown of when you'll be in an alcohol induced argument with your wife.
Lightsaber-Wielding Lamp & Liquor Dispenser
Meet the Starkiller, here to make you the star of a killer party...especially if you're hosting a bunch of Star Wars fans. The lamp and liquor dispenser from Rustic Design features industrial pipes, metal hardware, and...
Aged & Ore Bottle Flight Boozy Travel Set
TSA-approved! Well...maybe not their contents. But Aged & Ore's Bottle Flight, does pass muster in terms of the 3-ounce capacity of each container included in the boozy travel set.
Inside the Bottle Flight's zippered...
Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass
A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...
Liquor Log Booze Dispenser
Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...
The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters
Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...
Outer Space Vodka
What's scarier than this freak parade of masks on Halloween night? The head-splitting, toilet-hugging hangover we're all going to have Sunday morning. Especially with 1) Daylight Saving Time ending at 2 a.m., giving everyone...
Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar
Put out the flames of thirst with a couple fingers of firewater from Jerry Can Bar's Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar. In a further twist on the Etsy shop's twist on portable bar cabinets, the Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar trades...
17 of the Best Boozy Gifts for 2020
My collection of 17 of the best boozy gifts for 2020 isn't just about the booze itself. The beer, the wine, the liquor, sure, there's some of that. But there's also a lot of what you're gonna put your booze in. How you're...
Lyre's Non-Alcoholic Spirits
Dry January. Fun times. What's that, Lyre's? Your non-alcoholic line of spirits is going to remove the sarcasm from those statements? Alright, purveyor of booze-free gin, whiskey, rum, tequila, liqueurs, and aperitifs...
Scottish Beithir Fire 150-Proof Beer
Scottish Beithir Fire is 75% ABV, or 150-proof beer. Nope, not joking. Yep, pretty sure that makes it the World's Strongest Beer, a title Scotland's 88 Brewery has now usurped from Scotland's Brewmeister, and their 67.5%...
LED Booze Bra
This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...
Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser
I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...