Booty Mint Cleansing & Soothing Toilet Paper Spray
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Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets, spritz, spritz, spritz to your (butt's) liking, and then put your newly Booty Minted t.p. right to work.
According to Booty Mint, "Dry toilet paper isn't getting sh*t done." When applied directly to toilet paper before use, their cleansing and soothing hygiene spray will "clean the chocolate chips" right up, plus impart its minty fresh and cooling formula to your sensitive parts to make the after-wipe period feel less like an afterburn.
Booty Mint spray is made with biodegradable ingredients, and since your toilet paper (presumably) is too, it's a perfect, eco-friendly marriage that bypasses flushing potentially harmful - and pipe-clogging - wet wipes.
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