Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat

Posted: April 01, 2014

In: Household ➠ Bathroom

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Purchase Details

$299.95

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A gold toilet seat: ostentatious. Indulgent. Ridiculous. A carbon fiber toilet seat: inconspicuous. Practical. Awesome. It's not an extravagance, it's...it's...well, I mean you need a toilet seat, right? And you need to treat yourself every now and then, right? So why treat yourself to an ass cradler made of carbon fiber? It's light. Easy lift-up and put-down. It's beautiful. Obviously. And it's black. It won't show spots and splashes. You can go from cleaning your toilet once a month to cleaning it, like, once a year. Why not treat yourself to a carbon fiber toilet seat?

Carbon Fiber Gear's porcelain god lid is made of hand-layered, 550,000 psi tensile carbon fiber applied around a pre-molded foam core (as opposed to wood) to maintain the material's trademark lightness. The carbon fiber features a 2 x 2 twill pattern, which CFG claims looks swell in photos, but gets its true justice only when held in one's hands. Hopefully anyone who buys the toilet seat will hold it in his or her hands only once prior to use.

The carbon fiber toilet seat fits standard-sized toilets and comes with mounting hardware. It weights 2 pounds, 11 ounces.

Due to the product's nature, all sales are final. Heh.

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