Fuzzy Ball Instant-Dry Hand Towels
- Nulubuu Soft Absorbent Chenille Ball Towel Set - $13.99
- Chenille Hand Towels for Bathroom - $11.99
- Personalized Hand Towels (2) - $16.99
- Grey Hand Towels with Hanging Loops - Set of 2 - $18.99
- Funny Cat-Shaped Hand Towel - $16.78
These Fuzzy Ball Towels look more like what I'd use to suds up and wash my body than to dry it almost instantly. But I guess they have magical microfiber properties that suck up water with a quickness, and also their Fuzzy Ball name definitely checks out, so everyone is going to want to touch and caress them. Hopefully with wet, clean hands, not dry, dirty ones.
The highly absorptive towel poufs come in packs of two, and light & dark blue, or white & gray color combinations.
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