Kohler Stillness Freestanding Bath
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Be Stillness my heart! Kohler's Stillness freestanding bath, a whole spa experience tucked into a trendy smart tub, won't be available until the end of March 2022, but I'm sure my wife - and yours - will accept an IOU for one this Valentine's Day. It's not quite big enough for two, but...I'm sure I can make it work.
Or at least splash around, disturb the calm, and get all up into She-Re: Princess of Power's business enough that she gets annoyed and peaces out of the tub, leaving me to enjoy Stillness all by myself.
Inspired by Japanese forest bathing, the Stillness freestanding bath further enhances its sexy soaking basin with the addition of light, fog, and aromas. Bathers can use the Kohler Konnect app to control all of these elements, and enjoy some truly transportive, and hopefully transformative, self-care.
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