Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set
- B4 Toilet Drops - Toilet & Bathroom Deodorizer Drops for Before You Go - $9.95
- Apres Poo Mist - $16.95
- Poo-Pourri Glitzy Spritz 10 ml On-the-Go Refillable Sprayer - $10.54
- Poo-Pourri in A Pinch Pack Toilet Spray Gift Set - $25.90
- Poo-Pourri Gone Flushin Before You Go Toilet Spray Gift Set in Tackle Box - $19.95
Candied yams, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Mmmm. Smell so good on the way in. But on the way out.... The Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set is here to make sure the gagging stench of a pile of crap isn't part of the holiday cheer you spread this year.
The 2-piece set of toilet-bowl-coating stinky smell cover uppers includes Poo-Pourri's Merry Spritzmas and Secret Santa special blends. Each contains a deodorizing formula of essential oils and other natural ingredients those who gotta go pump 2 or 3 times into a clean toilet bowl before they destroy it. The Poo-Pourri creates a barrier over the surface of the water that turds can obviously penetrate, but which fills right back in after they land, locking their odiferously strong, but physically weak scents inside.
The Merry Sprizmas Poo-Pourri is a blend of peppermint, vanilla, and citrus, while Secret Santa swaps out the mint for cinnamon.
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