Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser
If you like the looks of this Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser, but are worried installing one in your own bathroom might delay or inhibit your preferred habits and routine, just stop right now. Because maker Day Moon Designs swears that, "You'll be wiping in no time with the ease of our installation process."
Adult wet wipes are kind of like bidets: the people who use them looove them, but they never get much air time in conversations. Even conversations about the bathroom. Even conversations about the bathroom that might involve detailed descriptions of what your morning deuce looked like that day.
And this Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser is the perfect way to make sure we continue not talking about how many people adore cleaning their keisters with pre-moistened, lightly-scented napkins reminiscent of the ones their mamas used to wipe their asses as babies.
The bathroom accessories come in black, brushed nickel, dark wood, gold, polished chrome, and white. You can also choose from two sizes, based on whether you buy your packs o' butt wipes from Trader Joe's or Costco.
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