Gear Hugger Multipurpose Lubricant
Hehheh, hehheh. Beavis. They said...multipurpose. Yes they did, Butthead, and Gear Hugger means it. Their lubricant is very, very multipurpose. 1,001 uses and counting, they say. ... And, yeah, it's also probably very, very lubey. Hehheh, hehheh.
In addition to its versatility - ranging from quieting squeaky doors, drawers, and hinges, to greasing locks, joints, and bike chains - Gear Hugger Lubricant also has a plant-based, eco-friendly composition. It is non-toxic, contains no petroleum PTFEs, and is safe for use around kids and pets. It is cleared for use on a variety of materials, including aluminum, steel, countertops, and wood surfaces.
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