F**k Rug
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How do you say, "Welcome?" "F**k." How do you say, "Don't drip shower water on the floor?" "F**k." How do you say, "Here's a cozy place to put your toesies when you get out of bed in the morning?" Yes, that's right. "F**k."
F**k. F**k. F**k.
In bright white letters, outlined in blood red, outlined in even thicker neon yellow, and outlined once again in a fat border of baby blue.
This is a fucking 24" x 36" area rug that says "fuck" in 4 loud-as-fuck colors that kinda seem like someone at the carpet factory fucked up while entering their Pantone codes into the machine that weaves the fucking things. Its messaging indicates the Fuck Rug would make a great gift for your angry friends, as well as your girlfriend, who is generally happy, but has a bit of a potty mouth.
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