Offencils Profanity Pencils (NSFW)
- G-Rated Offencils - $14.99
- Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set - $7.50
- Anchorman Ron Burgundy Inspirational Pencils - $8.99
- The Dark Side Inspirational Pencils - $8.99
- Moodycards - Funny Office Gifts - $9.99
Offencils profanity pencils are like the Daniel Tosh of insulting writing tools. They say it, they own it, and if you're offended, well...you're probably a scat-sucking twat face anyway. And, also like Tosh, if you can get past the dirty nature of Offencils' themes and language, you'll have to admit: they're pretty fucking funny.
Thundercunt.
Choad monger.
Queef breath.
Asshole casserole.
Asshole casserole! How have I not heard that one before? My day just improved tenfold knowing when I meet my friend Cornelius for beers later I'm going to be able to call him an asshole casserole.
I also can't wait until the next time someone asks me to borrow a pencil.
Offencils profanity pencils come in packs of 20 - 20! That means 20 unique and glorious slurs to share with your friends or wrap up all pretty for the next Secret Santa gift exchange.
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