Spartan Warrior Desktop Accessory
- Leonidas Spartan King with Spear & Shield Statue - $45.00
- Master Cutlery Spartan Sword - $39.99
- Spartan Skull Desktop Art - $69.71
- Spartan Life Size Historical Shield - $64.95
- Solid Bronze Shattered Spartan Helmet - $329.90
Not real sure what you'd need a mini Spartan warrior spear at your desk for - toothpick? - but the hoplite desktop accessory's other tool, a battle sword, is primed for all your letter opening offenses.
The Spartan warrior bust is supposed to represent Leonidas, the Spartan king who sacrificed himself for his city because he was very honorable and brave. Or maybe just very dumb, because he did it in response to a warning from the Delphic oracle claiming that either Sparta's king would die, or the entire city would go down. In the Battle of Thermopylae, Leonidas chose the former.
Here Leonidas is immortalized in hand painted resin, shown dressed for battle with helmet and sword, plus the aforementioned removable spear, also resin, and stainless steel sword / letter opener.
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