Ultrasonic Essential Oil Diffuser
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Ahhh, the pleasing fragrance and relaxing mist of essential oils aromatherapied into the air through a mood-lit ultrasonic diffuser. Another gift for the ladies, right? Not that you'll mind too much when she flicks on the Ocean Breeze as the overripe dog comes over to lie down next to you, or ticks up the room's relative humidity when the winter air has chapped your skin raw. They say boomerang gifts, those that benefit the giver almost as much as the recipient, are the big trend this year. But no woman would ever guess your thoughtful, girly-looking-and-girly-smelling gift of an essential oil diffuser falls into that selfish category.
The InnoGear aromatherapy machine features whisper-quiet ultrasonic operation that will humidify a space in addition to making it smell nice. It has 7 changing mood lights, each with Bright and Dim modes, and each with the option of setting it steady on. The diffuser shuts off automatically when its water runs out and has 3 working modes: Intermittent Mist (30 seconds on / 30 off); Continuous Mist; and and Lights Only.
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